I challenge you

I'm not going to bother you with my politically incorrectness about the winter season but i will share with you a challenge that always on my mind. Write a story in twelve words or less. The challenge has always been a fun one for me it forces you to come up with enough imagery to have a general start but also utilises vividness so that the reader of the one sentence story is still able to come up with multiple conclusions. For example For sale: Two shoes worn once.Conclusions  the reader can come up with are varied and almost infinite.
Here are some more examples:

• If i knew then what i know now i would have laughed
• The only witness was the cat
• was it love or lies
• regret is when your serving is lukewarm

don't worry the air bag didn't deploy

conspiracy theorists please reply

i recently read up on a old book called the world atlas of mysteries. it had several articles that i found very skeptical but one that seamed to catch my attention easily was on Atlantis and its many possible locations. several  i had heard of but one in particular about it being Cuba i thought was very odd. whats your opinion could it really be that easy to find? another crazy idea the book contained was on the massive extinction of the woolly  mammoths and how they all managed to die around the same time. It mentioned being over hunted but it seamed improbable. anyone have any solid evidence to set me strait on the historical issue?